You did the unmentionable. Spoke reason in the face of the Interweb’s need for a sacrificial lamb. The knives and pitchforks are out. A careless mother, trigger-happy zoo attendant or zoo administrator must pay. How dare you try and stand in the way of vigilante justice?

Wait, did a Japanese dad really leave his 7-year old son in the forest alone as a punishment? What were we talking about? The gorilla thing? That’s so yesterday.

Mob, onwards to Hokkaido Japan.